What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.