What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16