How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.