What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible?

Impairagus Repairagus

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off