Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.