What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.