What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard