Getting out of the bed!
I want you inside me"
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Because he is PM not AM
