How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.