How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!