Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train