Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.