A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Audi
When she tells you, say no
It didn't have a stable relationship.
He overslept.
He didn't jump high enough.
Serving dual porpoises!
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Tequila
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."