Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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The chain is too long.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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Chardon-neigh

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I Expectsum Patronum

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To screw in the lightbulb.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.