What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)