What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.