What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.