How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.