What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !