When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.