How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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With cowculators!

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A bull smiles when you milk it.

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The baby and the dad.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.