How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.