How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick