How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving