How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving