How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...