How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.