Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Christmas Cake Jokes More Christmas Cake Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !