How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.