How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.