What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.