What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.