How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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Why did the crip cross the road?

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A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.