What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."