Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point