What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."