Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe