Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.