Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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An Italian astronaut :-D

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Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Coz their eyes opened.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.