Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.