What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.