What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here