What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.