What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.