A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
The NaCls
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
Infantry !
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
A pat on the head.
The corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.