What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops