Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.