Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.