Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D