What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.