What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes