What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.