What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure