Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters