How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist