How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?