What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.