Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.