Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
The planes were stalin.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
A bahumbug!
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
Twins! I am so sorry....
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
The pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast