Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.