Why doesn't a duck wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.