What are short men called?

Friends.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.