Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.