Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord?

C Minor

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black"