Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!