Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green