Friends.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He was feeling down
He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Sharts.
A: Laughing stock.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
They can feel it in their bones.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)