How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool