How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...