What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.