What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!