Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!