Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.